浙江十一选五遗漏期数 www.zvzoc.com 日期:2009-09-30 A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one of the students had attache... 閱讀全文>>

日期:2009-09-29 The Looney Bin Late one night at the insane asylum (瘋人院)one inmate shouted, I am Napoleon!Another one said, How do you know? The first inmate said, God told me! Just then, a voice from another room shouted, I did not! 瘋人院 一天晚上,在瘋人院里... 閱讀全文>>

日期:2009-09-29 A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, even the brake pedal! he cried out. However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time Never mind, th... 閱讀全文>>

日期:2009-09-29 以下是發生在臺灣的真實故事 某年大學聯招英文作文試題 黑羊與白羊,請考生看完前段 提示後接著完成全文--提示如下: One day the black goat meet the white goat on a bridge 有一名考生的回答如下: Then the black goat asked the white goat Can you speak Chin... 閱讀全文>>

日期:2009-09-29 A smart housewife was told that there was a kind of stove which would only consume half of the coal she was burning. She was very excited, and said: That'll be terrific! Since one stove can save half of the coal, if I buy two, no coal will be needed... 閱讀全文>>

日期:2009-04-02 笑果指數 ★ I don't have time to read, because I must study. Studying usually involvesreading! I shared it by myself. You cannot share things with yourself! It has some disadvantages, because it's good for their furture. 'Disadvantages' are bad by d... 閱讀全文>>

日期:2008-08-25 The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the table in front of her kids. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. You think a woman who is out o... 閱讀全文>>

日期:2008-08-25 Q: What do you call an Alabama farmer with a sheep under each arm? A: A pimp.... 閱讀全文>>

日期:2008-08-25 What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins Once upon a time... A southern fairytale begins 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit!...... 閱讀全文>>

日期:2008-08-25 The toothbrush had to be invented in W.V., because if it was invented anywhere else it would have been called a teethbrush.... 閱讀全文>>

日期:2008-08-25 What is particularly long and hard for most Southern men? Fifth grade.... 閱讀全文>>

日期:2008-08-25 What do you call 32 Rednecks in one room? A full set of teeth.... 閱讀全文>>

日期:2008-08-25 Two boys are playing football in the Golden Gate Park when one is attacked by a Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a board of the nearby fence, wedges it down the dog's collar and twists, breaking the dog's neck. A reporter who is... 閱讀全文>>

日期:2008-08-25 Did you hear they found a new use for sheep in Alabama? Wool.... 閱讀全文>>

日期:2008-08-25 A University of Georgia student was visiting a Yankee relative in Boston over the holidays. He went to a large party and met a pretty co-ed. He was attempting to start up a conversation with the line, Where does you go to school? The coed, of course... 閱讀全文>>

日期:2008-08-25 A hillbilly was going to send his boy to school and was discussing with the principal what courses he should take. The principal was talking about math courses and suggested he would probably later on take geometry and trigonometry. The hillbilly he... 閱讀全文>>

日期:2008-07-04 How does a Redneck practice safe sex? He puts X's on the cows that kick.... 閱讀全文>>

日期:2008-07-04 It was graduation night at Cox High School and they were about halfway through the ceremony when the principal said, Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a problem, Bubba is a few credits short and won't be able to graduate tonight. Well now, Bubba was the... 閱讀全文>>

日期:2008-07-04 In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart's wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, Here, you hold th... 閱讀全文>>

日期:2008-07-04 Two Rednecks were sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting their lack of a sex life. One looks out the window, and across the road is a sheep stuck half way through a fence, with its butt facing the tavern. One drunk says, I sure wish that sheep was... 閱讀全文>>

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