浙江十一选五遗漏期数 www.zvzoc.com 日期:2011-08-02 George Ⅲ asked the once wellknown wit, Horne Tooke,whether he could play cards. Your Majesty, replied Tooke, I am a mere childwhere cards are concerned. I cannot even tell a King from a Knave. 喬治三世問一度大名鼎鼎的才子霍恩圖克,會不會玩紙牌。 陛... 閱讀全文>>

日期:2011-08-02 A well dressed young man demanded as soon as he entered the restaurant: Serve me, quick! Give me your best. I don't care the price. Not like the way he talked, the waiter said to him: Hey Buddy, it doesn't matter you have a lot of money. You are sti... 閱讀全文>>

日期:2011-07-14 The great painter was asked, one day to paint a picture of Pharaoh crossing the Red Sea. A little while after the picture had been commenced, a hitch(故障) arose over the fee, and Hogarth found that he would have to complete the commission for abo... 閱讀全文>>

日期:2011-07-14 While shopping for my first CD player, I was able to decipher most of the technicalese on the promotional signs. One designation had me puzzled, though, so I called over a salesperson and asked, What does 'hybrid pulse D/A converter' mean? That mean... 閱讀全文>>

日期:2011-07-04 A store manager heard a clerk tell a customer. No, maam, we haven't had any for a while, and it doesn't look as if we'll be getting soon. Horrified, the manager came runningover to the customer and said, Of course, we'll have somesoon, We placed an... 閱讀全文>>

日期:2011-06-28 Larry and Harry drove 500 miles to go fishing. They paid a huge sum to rent a cabin, a similar about to rent a boat. They fished for three days and caught only one fish between them. On the way home, Harry fiddled with(擺弄,玩弄) a calculator whi... 閱讀全文>>

日期:2011-06-19 At a dinner party a shy young man had been trying to think of something nice to say to his hostess. At last he saw his chance when she turned to him and remarked, What a small appetite you have tonight, Mr. Jones. To sit next to you, he replied gall... 閱讀全文>>

日期:2011-06-08 Mr. Smith was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet. I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost 5 pounds. When Mr. Smith returned, he had l... 閱讀全文>>

日期:2011-05-13 A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, beelines for a butcher shop and steals a roast. Butcher goes to lawyer's office and asks, If a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from... 閱讀全文>>

日期:2011-05-13 A woman called to make reservations, I want to go from Chicago to Hippopotamus(河馬), New York The agent was at a loss for words. Finally, the agent said Are you sure that's the name of the town? Yes, what flights do you have? replied the customer... 閱讀全文>>

日期:2011-05-05 Professor Tom was going to meet his students on the next day,so he wrote some words on the blackboard which read as follows: Professor Tom will meet the class tomorrow. A student, seeing his chance to display his sense of humor after reading the not... 閱讀全文>>

日期:2011-04-27 A Newspaper carried this classified ad, The man who picked up my wallet on Market Street was recognized. He is requested to return it. A few days later this ad appeared, The recognized man who picked up your wallet on Market Street requests the lose... 閱讀全文>>

日期:2011-03-30 Matt and his wife lived in the country. Matt was very stingy(吝嗇的) and hated spending money. One day a fair came to the nearby town. Lets go to the fair, Matt, his wife said, We havent been anywhere for a long time. Matt thought about this for a... 閱讀全文>>

日期:2011-03-25 A wealthy matron(主婦,保姆) is so proud of a valuable antique(古董) vase that she decides to have her bedroom painted the same color as the vase. Several painters try to match the shade, but none comes close enough to satisfy the eccentric woma... 閱讀全文>>

日期:2011-03-23 Tom is applying for a job as a signalman for the local railroad, and is told to meet the inspector at the signal box. The inspector decides to give Tom a pop quiz, asking, What would you do if you realized that two trains were heading towards each o... 閱讀全文>>

日期:2011-03-22 A group of friends who went deer hunting separated into pairs for the day. That night, one hunter returned alone, staggering(蹣跚的) under a huge buck(雄鹿) . Where's Harry?, asked another hunter. He fainted a couple miles up the trail, Harry's... 閱讀全文>>

日期:2011-03-22 A man who sold brooms went into a barber's shop to get shaved. The barber bought one of his brooms, and, when he had shaved him, asked for the price of it. Two pence,said the man. No, no, said the barber, I will give you a penny, and if you do not t... 閱讀全文>>

日期:2011-03-22 The highway patrolman sported a car driving dangerously slow on a much-traveled freeway. He pulled it over and found the driver to be an elderly lady with four other older women as passengers. Lady, said the officer, your slow driving is almost as d... 閱讀全文>>

日期:2011-03-15 A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, Is there a problem, Officer? No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratu... 閱讀全文>>

日期:2011-03-15 A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day. During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple for all 25 years, she would give them one... 閱讀全文>>

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